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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Jacko had to step out to remind the guys he's paying to move for him to be careful taking the dildo stand out of the truck. "There's foam taped to the corners for a reason, ​you guys."
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Be honest. Did you, like I did, add the second part in lowercase so the rest would appear in caps?
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    STEPHEN f***ING DREW YES hahahaha
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    I think that's against MLB rules as well as several laws, and possibly the Geneva Conventions.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    It's where Cherington installed the "Don't be like Beckett" mind-control microchip.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    Introduce this newbie to the AL East.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    You can speak about something that happened in the past and still be biased.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Everyone in this lineup has had a HR in the last two games except Pedroia.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    The difference is that Victorino has actually done what we expected him to do. Namely, not suck.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Preston Claiborne sounds like the most snooty Southern-gentleman-villain name from a Harlequin novel or something.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    f*** yes, Middlebrooks.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    I almost feel like I should ban you just on general principles.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    I like making scales.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    8.5, right ahead of Jim Parsons but below Ellen Degeneres
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    Sigh.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Gay runs on a scale from one to Liberace. Drinking too much and getting gay with an awesome Red Sox player falls in the middle, right between 5 and Freddie Mercury
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    I'll let you kick mine, if you want. BTR probably wouldn't enjoy it as much as I would.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    But Peavy is sooooo dreamy!
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Also, that is not boring at all. Ellsbury!
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    It's like watching an artist paint, except with beer and a lot less boring.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Hitler ruined a lot of otherwise harmless or awesome things, among them the swastika (which sadly, 99% of people think the Nazis invented) and the one-armed salute, but nothing irritates me more than how he totally destroyed the image of that mustache. Well, okay, I guess the Holocaust annoys me more, but still, don't mess with facial hair, dude.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Are you new here? Of course they do!
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Can you imagine if last night's game was played in this stadium? The Sox would have won 50-4
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    The bet includes the postseason, right?
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Thanks for coming, Detroit. At least you have a beautiful city to go back t-oh.
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