CowboyUpYours

you're going to hell

Pokey for President...amazing and sick play he made.

Yeah, mILLar...Ill is it. Now he's in 3rd. I think I have a blister from trying to click on Delgado so much...Lowe, any suggestions?

Simply pathetic. A beautiful day, no work, free tickets to the suite and it was a Lowe Blow...again. The only thing good that came out of the game today was that I got to park for free because of the holiday. Happy Memorial Day. Let's take a moment of silence and remember Lowe when he was a member of the starting rotation.

Big Al, COME ON! You pack up the pick-up truck with the kids and make the trek all the way from Maine to a Red Sox/Yankees game? Take a look at GrassInZimsTeeth's picture....that's what we're talking about. The rivalry is so ridiculously obvious, kind of like how obvious it is that Ben Affleck is in love with Johnny Damon. But seriously, who takes their children to a Red Sox/Yankees game? Are you a single parent? Oh Maine...too far up to know what's up.

Scabs always make great chemistry. Mix plenty of dirt, too much facial hair, and a big mouth and that's a recipe for 3.5 million.....PLEASE!

The only people that need Millar are the people that work for Tide. He goes to their testing lab every night to see how they can take all the stains out of his uniform and his face. Maybe he'll sign a contract with Tide instead of the Red Sox and make everyone happy, including the groundskeepers at Fenway. They won't have to replace as much dirt at every game he plays.