This really is a shame. Last year, when this was a really really big deal and everyone was arguing over it, I remember thinking that he'd eventually be taken out of there. I guess I may end up being wrong.
Personally, I think that Ted wanted to be cremated, as his daughter had said. But rather, the wishes of his bastard son (who put a hitter.com hat on his father during the 99 all star game, remember that?) gets his wishes. And then he dies. Talk about Karma.