yeszir

Ehhh, give me some more time. I don't really know why this is happening.

oh. I think I know what caused the problem. I'll look into it. It's certainly not meant to be that way, and I'll fix it asap. I don't see it centered, but if you all see it then it must be there. And enough with the heads. They're well kempt.

What are you talking about? I think this must be an error. Is there something in the middle? Or are you referring to the ads near the top. If so, I could change that.

Oh, wow, there goes his career. All Kim needs is a place without pressure to gain his form and snap into it. He has no pressure in Coors alright, only because the air is so damn thin. He'll get lit up. RIP BK.

Yes.

The winners will be announced here for all contests and it will be their duty to contact the correct people. So, no, you won't be emailed.

We'll be having a good discussion about it in an upcoming game thread, I'm sure.

Yes.

Posted in another thread: Just to clarify, the rules do not state that you can't enter both t-shirt contests. The rules say that if you win one your entry into the other no longer counts. Feel free to enter both for the best chance to win.

Just to clarify, the rules do not state that you can't enter both t-shirt contests. The rules say that if you win one your entry into the other no longer counts. Feel free to enter both for the best chance to win.

I can't believe you just counted words......

Schilling hasn't been impressive either, and don't you expect him to do well? Spring training isn't the end all be all of baseball. I'm a little bit more worried now that you said that, but I think Wells could still turn out well when it really counts.

Why can't kim start doing well, dammit. He has the potential, and he could save us so much grief and worry. Snap into it Byung, come on! I wasn't a huge fan of Myers, but I guess I like it.

No, you can win more than one.

This contest is for 2 yankthis shirts, supplied by talksox.com member yankthis and his site at http://www.cafepress.com/yankthis. Yankthis also runs www.shutupny.com. You may either choose a "yank this" item or the same item with "shut up ny" on it . The rules are as follows: To enter you must be a registered member of talksox.com. Moderators may enter. You must refer 3 members to talksox using the built in referral system. All members who refer 3 new members will be entered into the random drawing. You must post in this thread after referring 3 members. Winning this contest will prevent you from winning another t-shirt related contest. The person you present a shirt to is not blocked from other contests, however. If you are chosen, you will win one shirt and the opportunity to present the other remaining shirt to a talksox.com member of your choosing. However, should you not wish to present the remaining shirt, another member with 3 referrals will be chosen randomly as the recipient of the shirt. This contest will end Monday, April 18th at 9:30 pm EST Thanks again to yankthis and his http://www.cafepress.com/yankthis store. To utilize the built in referral system, a user must enter your username EXACTLY on the registration page in the box marked "referrer:" under the "additional information" section. Referrals without this will not be credited. Good luck. http://prodtn.cafepress.com/4/15383234_F_tn.jpg edit: NEW RULE: You may not create threads on other forums in order to gain referrals. Please find other, appropriate, means of getting referrals.

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They are, and you are.

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You guys, honestly, there's a seperate forum for the crap you try to throw at each other. Keep this stuff there. Arguing with pictures and petty insults really does nothing to improve others' opinion of you.

A better idea: just stop. It's like no one can make a post here without getting jumped on now.

You'd think that Fenway's odd dimensions and angled seats would make it a poor choice for hockey. In any case, the 20,000 or so seats of the fleet center would be sufficient, since hockey sucks and everyone hates it anyway.

Any more ideas? We're entering crunch time for this, so expect the contests soon.