The Red Suxx Collapse!

[YankeesAlwaysWin]

Similar to the previous century, the Suxx have begun this one on a winning note. Of course, with history repeating itself, they will surely follow-up with 8 or 9 decades of futility re-establishing themselves that the most pathetic franchise in American League history.

 

So here's to this season ending in tears for the loathesome pricks that comprise this version of the self-proclaimed "Idiots". In order of prickiness, I'd start with "Laser Show? More like Cano's jockstrap carrier" Pedroia, followed closely by "Sweat when it's 20 degrees outside" Youkilis, "Practice my stare in the mirror" Papelbon, "Jacoby's boyfriend" Ortiz and "I'm prettier than Tom Brady" Ellsbury. And let's not forget their manager "Somehow found my way to the ballpark" Francona and GM "Doogie Howser's best friend" Epstein.

 

:harhar:

[Emmz]

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[YankeesAlwaysWin]

By the way, this was purely in jest! I'm sure you Sox fans love it when we lose, so I'm just taking advantage of your current situation. I have many friends up there, and am not being serious.

[YankeesAlwaysWin]

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Yeah, I know. I took alot of abuse for that one!

[Emmz]

You make a troll post/thread, on a obvious troll account, and then you try to back off? LOL

 

As a troll, you're doin' it wrong.

[Palodios]

Mods, can you please close this thread? Thanks, Pal.