Ariite thuz lah. whats this aout some yank com'n ter us gaffer club der pewl fewtee club. five times lah! champions o' england eighteeun times. did ay mention five times? this nicked owner lah, eez not gonna stop us chant'n munich is 'e lah? 'ope not lah! 'ate doz munich bastards! five times!
This owner lah, is 'e gona graft us rips ter buy players? ay class players like paul konchesky, milan jovanovic, and de saviour joe cole. five times! joe cole, we love 'im in der pewl lah. evun dough eez a cockney and s***. we need more players like paul konchesky lah, terp 4 in nah time lah. man city might 'uv ?1 billion ter spend in january but we've won it five times!
Roy 'odgson dough lah, de owner needs ter get rid o' 'im. we used ter 'uv rafa. rafa rafael rafa rafael! beesknees manager in eope lah, evun dough 'e tewk us ter mid-table and eopa league, and eez ruin'n inti milan now. still, beesknees manager in de 'istory o' fewtee since shanks lah. five times!
Anyways lads, 'ope yous 'uv some sound as a pound information about de owner fe de gaffer der pewl fewtee club. five times! gaffer times ed de 'orizon lads, a new era is upon us, maybe we'll be able ter attract someone like ricardo gardener in january. FIVE TIMES!