CleanHouse

if Scutaro ever sees the field again other than to rake the dirt, Tito and Theo should be shot...have a nice career, Marco, thanks for comin' by...don't forget your lovely parting gift!

don't know what you're gonna be missin', example, the tears will be flowing shortly from 'the faithful'.....

Truth hurts, doesn't it RSFFL305.....make you feel stupid in your Boston footie pj's.....you can catch better than Saltala-dsa'lkfjldksfkladsjflksdaf-machhia and Veryweak....nice move by Beckett holding the runner...this is straight LITTLE LEAGUE now....

what are u smokin' RSFFL305...what are you 12...13 years old? wake up and smell the Red Sox...they stink! Bases loaded, no one out...K.....K....and a dribbler..... Other than blind faith, what makes you think this team is any good? By the way, are you related to Theo or something?

4 automatic outs in this lineup....McDonald, Cameron, Varitek and Ellsbury...tough to win with only 5 players.....no clue why any of them are still around.......bring up the kids from the minors now...save next season.....

Fran-coma has totally lost this team...but it's not entirely his fault..the team chemistry is awful.....they are, for the most part, a bunch of spoiled veterans who really don't care...they have their contracts...they have their money...with a few exceptions, there is no passion...no emotion...this is going to be a very long season and there really is a good chance they will be a .500 team and finish 4th in the East.....and, if that's the case, with the contracts out there, that's what you're lookin' at for a few years to come.....so you guys can all blow smoke up your asses and keep telling each other how these guys are really good and will turn it around (and they may, if they lose a few of these clowns..), but the fact remains that they are now vastly inferior to the Yanks (even with their problems) and are not a very good baseball team...probably in the bottom 5 in the entire league.... IS THIS BETTER, REDSOXFANFORLIFE305? It's the best I can do with the facts......

Hey, Munson, Fran-coma has been brain-dead for a few years now...he takes his orders from upstairs..and it's too bad 'upstairs' has no f***ing idea what he is doing....I doubt the little s*** ever wore a jock......I know he's sniffed them, but wearing one?..doubtful....when was the last time anyone named "Theo" did anything?...give me a grown-up with a clue.......

Hey, Palodios, I got news for ya'..if YOU were catching, they wouldn't have lost this game!

The worst team in baseball......starts with Crawfish and ends with Smellsbury! GiWith the exception of Pedroia, they are all gutless.....

The only thing Crawfish could start is the bus!

You couldn't hide Salta-xsdjkfhdjklsklhfkl-macchia in the f***ing Grand Canyon! He isn't even a good A ball catcher..and how is the Yankees Russell Martin doing? Smooth, Theo...ours is hitting, .138 with nothing v. Martin's .268 and 3 homers and 9 RBI!

Theo Epstein has no clue......anyone that would take Saltala-sdfsdkfh;kdsf;ksdhkflkshjl-macchia over a bag of balls is a douchebag!

The absolute worst team in baseball.....they have NO players! You people are all dilusional if you think this team can ever win anything.....start with Theo and clean house!

Yep, got that right...RBI's mean nothin'....I myself like the stat of 'How many groundballs has he hit in night games with a player wearing an odd number on second base?" (he might be in the top 10 in the league on that one.......and great, he's healthy and still is not producing...well, at least he's not spreading germs...... and if he is our 4th best hitter....and, god forbid, Big Puffy is our third best, we are in screwedville, my friend....we'll be 15 out by Memorial Day........

OK, RedSoxFanforLife.......no more finger pointing..if it isn't everyone on the field, then blame Fran-coma! How many blunders (not stealing down by a run and having the next guy get a hit? , etc.) has he made? Can't wait for him to get to Chapter 2 of the book he's reading: "Winning Baseball Strategy" ..and, Meh, I wouldn't call a slugging percentage of .302 in 9 games exactly tearing the cover off the ball...a corner outfielder with 1 double and 3 RBI's??? Works out to 44 RBI's for the year! All-Star!

Here are a few folks to worry about more than Youk..... Crawfish - no hit, not much field and no real value in stolen bases (maybe the bright lights of a real market are too much for the little fella'...hope it's not a 'take the money and hide' deal) Smellsbury - am guessing that he'll be gone soon....never really recovered with his teammates on his 'quitting' last year..doubt he's got much in-clubhouse support Saltalalkgfasldkfalksfjlafjlaschia - sorry, not close to being a big league catcher. Double A at best. No hit. No throw. No run. No thanks. Yanks got Martin, we got hosed. MatsuSUCKA - 'nuff said, The gyro ball never really did work. Time to fish or cut bait (and have sushi). Trade him for a bag of balls. Or trade him WITH a bag of balls. Shellackey - 15+ ERA and the biggest whiner / complainer / blamer (of his teammates) in the game. Expects every rocket they hit to be caught. Crawfish should sit IN the Monster Seats when he pitches...lot of action up there. Many more as well...just getting too depressed writing this....Cameron? Drew? Scutaro? Wheeler? Etc. Etc. Fix these guys and there's a chance we could get to .500. Can we move to the NL?

My 5 reasons for optimism: 1. Carl Crawford may get lost on his way to the ballpark. 2. Jerrod Saltalamaccchia might be traveling with him. 3. John Shellackey might be following him. 4. Dice-K Matsu-SUCKA might be deported. 5. The start of the 2012 season is only 11 and a half months away.

I go with Lugo definitely...but that's just because he wasn't able to juice once he got to Boston...... however, the sadder part is that the list of 'slugs' on the present team is getting longer every day.......at least five guys on this squad who should be in the minors at this point......

The reason that assface Valentine likes him is that he is trying to get people to believe that Japanese baseball (where Rice-K starred) is actually better than Double A here in the US.....that's where Boobie V had his success and wants everyone to know it....

One suggestion......tie him to Saltalamacchia and Wheeler and Lackey and dump them all into the Charles.....if they're dead, you don;t have to pay 'em, right?

Papelbon..Lowell..Hall...Patterson..Atchinson...Drew...Ortiz....McDonald...Wakefield....Cameron....Cash..Vatitek....dump 'em all! not a big leaguer in the bunch! Nice job, Theo..you;d better get Crawford, Lee, and Adrian Gonzalez in the offseason..or you're outta' here...!

He sucks...his attitude sucks..he is at best a second string reliever....one can only hope that the Mets grab him in the offseason!