A-Rod hits home run No. 600, bags 16,000th chick – on pace to match Bonds, Chamberlain
NEW YORK – On an action-packed night in New York, Alex Rodriguez stroked his 600th career home run, a shot to straightaway center field against Toronto, then capped off the evening by trysting with three co-ed club goers at hip Manhattan nightlife spot Promenade.
The feats brought him within 162 home runs and 4,000 sexual partners of two of the most cherished career records in all of sports: Barry Bonds ‘roids-fueled home run record and Wilt Chamberlain’s size-fueled conquest of 20,000 women ...
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