Um well no, you know your 2nd dad? My mom cheated on your 2nd dad so my dad left her, your 1st dad was OK but your 2nd has a dick bigger then David Ortiz
Scooby dooby doo where are you? oh your f***ing that baseball
Go Van every! he's gonna f*** this ball. he has a pretty big like 32 inch bat which is the equal of a 32 inch dick. the ball is about 3 inches? it might be hard to f*** the ball but van every is a pro f***er. trust me been there done that
go okie doke!