Well, here's the thing. No one within a 50 mile radius of Boston of wants Dice-K on the team.
Go ahead and post all his stats, that's just how it is. The Sox FO may make some stupid moves, but they sure want to fill the stands and continue to collect revenue from media and other streams. Getting rid of a player that is viewed as "a bust" or, at best, "mediocre", is a save face, monetary necessity. Not exactly unprecedented. See Rentareck, Manny, Lugo.
Seattle, San Fransisco, and L.A. (Dodgers) , are the logical landing places for him.