I'm new here at TSC. I'll only stay on a few conditions.
First that there are no oldtimers rambling on about how much Carl Yastrzemski, Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk, and all those other losers who wore a Red Sox uni before the David Ortiz era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Ted Williams played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.
Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
Finally, no Joe Castiglione imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent baseball discussion is for some halfwit to respond with Castiglione qoutes. This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 20 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Sox fans everywhere.
I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the Red Sox and baseball in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.
