Mark Teixeria

hey coco, is that you in your avatar? HAHAHAH you look like a dork!

A bunch of bitter little babies, in here, huh? WAH WAH WAH!

yeah i noticed that after i registered. oh well, you know who im talking about. the guy you spent 20 pages foaming at the mouth over just to have him snatched up by THE NEW YORK YANKEES

Oh, and if we get Manny that would be overkill... but still pretty funny, huh? Watching him swat 50 homers in pinstripes... oh man, that would hurt ya!

what's so hellacious about this place? anyway, recent history didn't have the yankees featuring players like CC Sabathia, AJ Burnett, Tex and Nick Swisher. Put that in your purse and swing it over your shoulder!

Yanks will win 105 games this year. Boston will be luck to beat out the Rays for 2nd with roughly 95 wins... and if they do make the playoffs, CC, AJ, Wang and Joba will clean their clocks! WORD TO YOUR MOTHERS!