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  1. isa111
    ok maybe they wont say f*** but they would replace that with "For Nothing" or maybe the headline would just be Phillies vs Rays for the championship, and to clear it out for crisp.. the phillies represent the National league and Rays the American league....
  2. isa111
    hahahahahaha i cant stop laughing I'm so funny!!, i even manage to make all of your bitch asses shut up
  3. isa111
    And Monday's headline is gonna say "Red Sox win the big game Saturday to f*** it all up Sunday"
  4. isa111
    wow i cant get over that....
  5. isa111
    http://www.baseballslate.com/images/james-shields-swings-and-misses.jpg that's what he deserves for being stupid
  6. isa111
    ok i take it back they are more stupid than their fans hahaha
  7. isa111
    red sox are a stupid team. almost as stupid as their fans
  8. isa111
    hahahaha
  9. isa111
    There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
  10. isa111
    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" The man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" The lady answers, "144." "That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!". Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" The person answers, "51." Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!
  11. isa111
    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Rangers Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Rangers fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. "Yankees Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Yankees fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Rangers or Yankees. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Red Sox fan," the child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Boston kills Beloved Family Pet."
  12. isa111
    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."
  13. isa111
    What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler? One chokes only in October.
  14. isa111
    Why does Stephen King go to Red Sox Games? He likes horror stories.
  15. isa111
    red sox are stupid, almost as stupid as their fans
  16. isa111
    ban is not gonna change the facts YOUR TEAM SUCKS
  17. isa111
    blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are deppressing and pathetic
  18. isa111
    hahaha all of you suck
  19. isa111
    http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2007.10.25/baseball-red-sox-gay-2.jpg
  20. isa111
    let's go yankees........................................................
  21. isa111
    New york, new york Start spreading the news, Im leaving today I want to be a part of it - new york, new york These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it - new york, new york I wanna wake up in a city, that doesnt sleep And find Im king of the hill - top of the heap These little town blues, are melting away Ill make a brand new start of it - in old new york If I can make it there, Ill make it anywhere Its up to you - new york, new york New york, new york I want to wake up in a city, that never sleeps And find Im a number one top of the list, king of the hill A number one These little town blues, are melting away Im gonna make a brand new start of it - in old new york And if I can make it there, Im gonna make it anywhere It up to you - new york new york New york
  22. isa111
    hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. isa111
    and the rest of your run is what?? 10 - 18 hours.... i charge by the hour you know...
  24. isa111
    hahahaha
  25. isa111
    ok im just messing with yall GO BOSTON!!!!!
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