I'd looooooove to know exactly what you think the 5 tools are.
Here they are in no particular order
Hit for contact (this has, to some extent, been replaced with "plate discipline" but in either case, is a valid "tool."
Hit for power (separate from conatct-hitting/discipline, for obvious reasons)
Run the bases
Run down the ball
Throw the ball
At least three of those tools are not in question when it comes to Myers, so calling him one dimensional is a "strecther" to be putting it mildly -- if not an outright lie.
Besides which, the 2 of the 3 tools that are not in question are easily the 2 most important tools for a corner outfielder, which he would definitely be in Boston.
I'm not in favor of the trade, but just because I agree with you doesn't mean you get to invent your own truth and go live there in blissful disregard of the actual facts.