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  1. Buchholz trying to bomb worse than the finish line.
  2. Gary Thorne sounds like Bottomtooth from Family Guy.
  3. Sausage mojo in effect. Big, thick, juicy, flavorful sausage mojo.
  4. Why do color commentators even exist? Vin Scully says shove your color commentators up your ass.
  5. Katt's not so much condescending as he is senile. He just keeps blathering on about absolutely nothing and Costas always cuts him off with "indeed" or "very interesting, Jim!", which is amusing.
  6. Pedroia is legally insane. And according to the sideline reporter, Bruce Chen is Baltimore's pitcher.
  7. 21 pitch first inning. I'll take it.
  8. Their own, Costas is doing play by play.
  9. What a chickchen! /awful pun
  10. Jim Cott = Tim McCarver 2.0
  11. MLBN sure loves canned crowd noise.
  12. How can Gomes even see? That sun has gotta be right in his face.
  13. Velocity doesn't matter if the pitcher knows how to pitch.
  14. Announce to everyone beforehand that the Red Sox will be attending the marathon afterward! What a great way to dissuade a potential copycat attack!
  15. Farrell's really dedicated to hitting Xander 6th in the lineup I guess.
  16. I thought the Pacers would be fine once the playoffs started, but holy s*** they look terrible.
  17. Is tomorrow's game on national TV?
  18. Orioles = Bad News Bears
  19. Carp's gonna GIDP
  20. Go f*** yourself O'Day.
  21. It's gonna be so funny if they call this a walk-off homer off the replay.
  22. f***, he was never a good *hitter* either. His sole use was getting on-base, and this season he's been doing a shitload of hacking and has a pathetic OBP, so he's literally a waste of a roster spot.
  23. f***ing idiot fans. Hope they fall off the monster.
  24. Mujica will make up for that flash of success in due time.
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