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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/92171-thirty-rubbish-pokemon-red-blue-edition/14-468x.jpg
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How about that Jim Hendry, now THERE's a guy who knows how to run a baseball team! He's a man, not a beancounter! Only mistake he made with the Cubs was firing Dusty!
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Halfwit beancounters like Ben the Boob and Boy Wonder are the reason we've only won 3 world series in the past decade instead of 10!!!! Damned kids and their computers!!!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How dare they not rush a 30 year old OF back to the majors off of an injury? Those pesky beancounters!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So Gerrit Cole started it then, but he gets no suspension. Awesome. Maybe in the future Cole should work on not surrendering triples to opposing batters instead of being a sniveling **** who cries "bush league!!!1" when he's been outplayed. I love players like Gomez and Richard Sherman. I love how they expose and deliberately violate the retarded pro sports culture and all those milquetoast "unwritten rules" of sportsmanship. And then all the dumb huckleberries start wailing about how they're not gentlemen. It makes my day.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wake up Ben! Sign Lester already!
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gerrit Cole started this, where the hell is he?
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A manager doesn't earn his money during the game, he earns it before and after the game in the form of preparation, keeping his players motivated, and keeping clubhouse morale up. The occasional bonehead decision in-game is the cost of doing business.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Start pinch-hitting for him in these situations.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Carp hacking like a champ. What else is new?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Carp's due for something useful... right?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pedroia needs to figure out to clear those last few inches.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What the f*** was that? You f***ing idiots.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol. Herrera time!
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ortiz runs like Allen Craig
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Laser show!
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Runs!
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well sausage mojo was an abject failure.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can't help but feel that Ryan Roberts is somehow responsible for this.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Clay lights the entire city of Boston on fire while our lineup is getting owned by some rando from Japan. WHYYYY
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How the actual f***. Does Clay have money on the Orioles?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    BURKE BADENHOP TO THE RESCUE!!!!i
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Clay Melancon
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I think Clay got into a box of Popeye's.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jesus f***balls, THAT was the first out of the inning? Who does Clay think he is, Joba Chambermeth?
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