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  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    There's a reason Remlinger pitched less than 10 innings.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I know, his pitches gave me gas cramps, and he looked like the worst possible combination of Matt Kinney and Eric Gagne and had the pitching talent of a squirrel. Still, Remlinger was far worse.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I remember him perfectly. He sucked some cock, but he has nothing on Remlinger.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Kaz Sasaki and Troy Percival compared to Remlinger.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not quite at that level... yet.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Herro
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Leskanic was Joe Nathan compared to that bum.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Remlinger was much worse.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Since I've followed the Sox, Remlinger was the by far worst pitcher I ever saw put our uniform on.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mike Remlinger > Javier Lopez
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah I'll happily let his contract run out.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    YOU GET RESULTS
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That was unexpected.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That came in a little late after the runner got into scoring position.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Kill yourself Okajima.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    CUZ WEERE GONA LOOZE!
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh no Okajima's in the game? f*** me with a golden dildo.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Since my miserable allergies have kicked in, we haven't won a game. Better hope this medicine works.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Should be batting no higher than 6th.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    JVE can father my children.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We're f***ing tied? Shat.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm thinking hitters first and positions second.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1. Drew 2. Lugo 3. Pedroia 4. Youkilis 5. Bay 6. Ortiz 7. Lowell 8. Varitek 9. Ellsbury Do that until we can swing a trade for a lefty bat that doesn't suck donkey dick.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Psssshh that won't stop Lowell.
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