CF is definately a position that needs to be upgraded, and all these scenarios make for good discussion, although I think V. Wells is a pipe dream until he hits the market in a couple of years.
I hadn't thought of the Inchiro/Matsui angle before, how many japanese reporters can you squeeze into the Red Sox clubhouse. That would definately raise the rivarly to another level..
I'm getting disgusted just thinking about ESPN trying to promoting it.