Okay, here's my franchise plan for the Nationals. They need to embrace their shittiness and make it a part of their team. So for example, have ridiculous promotions like: in the top of the fifth inning, nine random fans are selected to play an inning. And when they're introducing the Nationals' lineup, have one topless woman accompanying the player out onto the field. Just basically make it as much like WWE as possible. It'll be awesome.