Hey, when you're done smoking crack, I have someone I'd like you to meet. His name is Reality. I'm sure you two haven't met, but you know his little brother, Idiotic Fantasy.
I know no one but me and See Red care, but Jim Tracy is doing a hell of a job since taking over for Clint "Can't Get Over The" Hurdle.
Rockies 2.5 up in the WC