This is the SCREW YOU MOJO DESTROYING YANKEES FAN thread. I will allow someone else to post lineups and pitchers and stuff.
Just wanted to get this up before first pitch.
If the Sox are less than ten games over .500 on the last home game of the season, I am going to immolate myself and hurl myself aflame from the top of the Green Monster during the game.
Its getting late. Are you two going to meet up and fistfight in a rainstorm wearing loose white clothing or what? I have to work in the morning, I don't have all night.
Has anyone mentioned yet that the only people whose opinions on unwritten rules really matter, the players, have almost never done this? Think about that.