Just thought of one other mojo item....I happen to be wearing my same old ragged sweatpants and the same T-shirt that I've worn to watch the games since the Series started. They haven't started smelling too bad yet so I figure they've got at least one more game left in them
I had to look just out of curiosity...did you happen to notice the #2 result when you search for "s*** a chicken"?
2. Top 10 Reasons Women Don't Want Sex - I would say that s***ing a chicken would have to be a turnoff for most women....