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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    One of these guys needs to get on just so we can get Ross out of the way this inning.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we please get rid of this guy now? He hasn't been able to consistently throw strikes all day yet he's still shutting us out.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gomes Herrera and Bradley against that guy we should have knocked out an inning ago but didn't because TASTY FIRST PITCH!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Okay so how about not being f***ing idiots this half inning.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Delay?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We're the worst team in professional baseball.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    COCK SUCKER MoTHERf***ER
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    x2.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Great, the Brewers hitters are starting to pull their heads out of their ass.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ugh Lester what are you trying to do
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh just put him on and play for the DP.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Here comes the beginning of the end for Lester.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So he's only at 92 pitches and we got at least one more inning of this ********. Poor Jon.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ugh Xander first pitch hack. Guess he was due for some ******** after his first two ABs.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    At least Napoli took pitches.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Never heard of tubegalore in my life. And I found Tina highly fappable when I was 16-17 and could not yet discreetly go to porn sites.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I guess they want Gallardo to be back in the 7th.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They just keep hacking on Lester. Thanks Nava for boning him with your defense.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just FYI if we keep talking about Jenny's rack me and my weasel might have to take a redtube break.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Get him to 100 next inning.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This ******* still can't throw strikes. Knock him out of the game here.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Of course he contradicts me but he won't get in anyway.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nava's gonna hack at 3-1 again.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Probably Braun's. Ewwww.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shame on you. 1) She has more than her rack. 2) Her rack could cure terminal cancer.
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