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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yankees are controlling the strike zone and padding Lester's pitch count and we're just up there hacking like dickheads.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Terrible. These guys aren't even interested in trying to win this game.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well he's got Padres East trying to provide him with run support. I'd be a little stressed out too.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    At least the YES guys are informative and don't just blather on about wanting to blow Jeter all night.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Does Cone do helium before every broadcast?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Better bat him leadoff!
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Sabathia's at 40 pitches through 3 innings. f*** this s***.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Swing at f***ing everything!!
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh f***ing hell
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Deep fly ball plz
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Have fun on second Ross, you'll be there a while.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, Bob Saget!
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is this how it feels to be a Padres fan?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who's doing commentary with Michael Kay? Is it David Cone?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nothing like a game against the 2014 Sox lineup for a struggling pitcher.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1 inning closer to a Jersey murder spree!
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    God this stadium f***ing sucks. It's like watching golf.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    w0t
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Motel 6 = most annoying jingle of all time
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Okay VA's not here so: RED SOX (4-6) 1. Jonny Gomes ® RF 2. Dustin Pedroia ® 2B 3. David Ortiz (L) DH 4. Mike Napoli ® 1B 5. Grady Sizemore (L) LF 6. Xander Bogaerts ® SS 7. Ryan Roberts ® 3B 8. David Ross ® C 9. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF SP: Jon Lester (LHP) (0-2, 2.51 ERA) YANKEES (5-5) 1. Derek Jeter ® SS 2. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF 3. Carlos Beltran (S) RF 4. Alfonso Soriano ® DH 5. Francisco Cervelli ® C 6. Yangervis Solarte (S) 3B 7. Ichiro Suzuki (L) LF 8. Brian Roberts (S) 2B 9. Kelly Johnson (L) 1B SP: CC Sabathia (LHP) (1-1, 7.50 ERA)
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yep. Jonny's a cool guy.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gomes is hitting leadoff. Woof.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Brian Kenny works for MLB Network now?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Apparently no one wanted to start the game thread. Lester vs. Slobathia. Cici's ERA is triple that of Lester's, yet he has a win while Lester doesn't. How about we start swinging the bats like we belong in the majors, aye? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-udzh7uvKJq8/T9_G3rwWhWI/AAAAAAAAAR4/ZhzB_JdzeQc/s1600/goombas.jpg Goombas. Goombas everywhere.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I would do the same, but I already gave one of my testicles and shipped it to Fenway Park in protest of Breslow pitching in game 4.
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