No, THE reason you went a full year without posting here (from 4/3/2013 to 4/17/2014) was because there was nothing to bitch about. You're not a fan. You're one of those people that desperately needs something to bitch about, and the Red Sox, with Benny Boy and all those other young, non-traditional guys running baseball ops, are your target of choice. When things were going well and they won the f***ing World Series last year, there was nothing for you to complain about and get indignant over, so you were nowhere to be found. But now that they're struggling in 2014, here you are again, resuming your act as a concern troll. Right now it's "player X has ADD, player Y just isn't tough enough, and player Z is a nancy." If the struggles continue, you'll keep it going and ease your way into calling out the front office for not doing the kinds of short-sighted things that you want them to do. If they turn it around and have one of the top records in the league at the all-star break, you'll just vanish. A700 can lean toward the negative side, but he is a fan without question. Fred, for all his pessimism and frequent insanity, is a fan. Brennan is a fan. You are a troll. A concern troll to be specific.
I wonder if it's a coincidence that Elktonnick and Joeycaps both sound like aliases that some cornball with a cartoonish New England accent would use to call into some WEEI show in the late morning and bitch about how awful it is that the players just don't care, guys like Benny just don't get it, and how the Red Sox aren't doing the city of Boston proud with this brand of baseball and whatever else.