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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I am not.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why do I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't get you and Bosox's last couple of posts?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Chris Carter provides the hourly bed-s***ing instead. What was that?
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I has failed. Epically. FAILblog for me: http://i39.tinypic.com/723hhy.jpg
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** gamecast with an iron rod. What happened? Edit: think I have my answer
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Here comes lardo for our hourly bed-s***ing.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm very persuasive.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hated MDC so much last season and all previous years, now I want to f*** both him and Ramon Ramirez. no homo
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cabrera doesn't have to f*** up our future either. The reason he's even being mentioned is because the Tigers are (or will be) in a heap of financial trouble, and Cabrera is the guy making the most money on the team who would get the most appealing return. Because of Detroit being in this position, it could very well be a 'must' to trade him for a subpar package. If our opponents decide to bid their entire farm systems for Cabrera, walk away and let them, go scoop up Holliday, Guillen, or maybe even Beltre if he's doing well.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Owed $55 million over the next three seasons. I guess they could keep him and put a team of minor leaguers around him though to make up the difference. Unless the motor industry stops s***ing the bed.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Make Lowell the main DH, have Ortiz fight for his ABs. Unless someone comes to us and makes a damn good offer for Lowell.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not even, distinct possibility that, due to Detroit being in the eye of the economic shitstorm, they'll have to give Cabrera away. Anderson, Bowden, and a more average prospect might do it. But then again, if Cabrera's on the block, I doubt it takes long before Hanky Panky finds out and offers his entire farm system plus two of their MiL stadiums and a collection of seats he stole from the old Yankee stadium.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    nevermind
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shitf*** Ortiz is terrible. Francona must be blind to Ortiz's constant failures at the plate and how they f*** with the whole team.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    4 innings done and we've only put up 3 runs on Mark Hendrickson?? Fail.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Crunchy's posts have had me in tears lately.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hit Pedroia third.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just escaped from Supervision, good to see that things appear to be running smoothly whoops Baltimore just scored.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Neither does Ortiz hitting third.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know if he's done for good, but right now he's become a huge liability in the three spot, and he needs to be moved down immediately.
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  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Francona keeps batting Ortiz third, he's a dipshit.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    9 posts made at 4:07 pm. That's impressive.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yay
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gamecast malfunction; a pitch down the middle of the plate shouldn't be called a ball (I don't think).
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