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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That neckbeard is just disturbing.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Every ball Masterson throws to a left hander looks like HR bait.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I say this way too much, but what's higher in 3 hours: Masterson's jersey number or his game ERA?
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Apparently there's a Hanley's Helmet twitter account. That's awesome.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Sabathia vs. Masterson CC might be scratched before game time, I heard the Yankees are having trouble finding a jersey that changes size every 2 hours.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Those were 6 minutes well spent...
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    More like 2 miles.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Okay, is the 5th run really that important? Don't know if a trip to the conference room is really justified here.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It they count X's run then I will laugh my ass off.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I will accept that.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Plz don't blow this.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I like how every time MLBTV tries to give me an HD stream, it has a brain aneurysm.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    With only one run. Is this real life?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank god, that had a dicey feel to it.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Aaaand IT BEGINS...
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That inning was pure s***.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hopefully Porcello doesn't s*** the bed once his pitch count reaches 85-90, like the rest of the staff.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    HEY f*** YOU NESN YOU PROMISED ME LUIS TIANT NOT f***ING BILL LEE (f***)
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't call him Ricky. Only mentally unstable drug dealers and boy band frontmen are called Ricky.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We're a bit rough around the edges. (f***)
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Every post I make in this thread must contain the word f***.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't f*** with Hanley!
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** are you doing Pedroia?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Time to strand the runners!
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I like how he bags on the Red Sox teams from late last decade for recklessly spending money on guys like Beckett and Gonzalez, and then chides Theo for not doing that exact same thing in Chicago. I take solace in knowing that if people like him or Fred were running a baseball team, they'd be expensive 85 win failures every single season, with no hope for improvement because they would keep trading away their future franchise cornerstones for the equivalents of Kevin Brown and Carlos Pena.
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