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	Upon further investigation, you can tell that the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">3031</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 11:58:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ranking the Top Five Talk Sox Articles of 2025</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ranking-the-top-five-talk-sox-articles-of-2025-r2941/</link><description>It&#x2019;s been a year of growth here at Talk Sox, and we&#x2019;re incredibly thankful to everyone who has joined us along the way. Through your clicks, comments, replies, and social media shares, we&#x2019;ve been able to grow this passion project into a space where people turn to for breaking news, rumors, opini...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2941</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 12:03:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Red Sox-Clowns Blockbuster Thwarted, Jackie Bradley Jr. to Play Banana Ball [SATIRE]</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/red-sox-clowns-blockbuster-thwarted-jackie-bradley-jr-to-play-banana-ball-satire-r2846/</link><description>NOTE: This is a work of satire. Nothing "reported" here is factual, other than what is linked. Please enjoy.




	



	Savannah, GA &#x2014;&#xA0;Ahead of the Banana Ball Championship League's inaugural 60-game season in 2026, the first-ever Banana Ball Player Draft was held earlier this week. As most indus...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2846</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 11:51:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear Trevor Story, I'm Sorry</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dear-trevor-story-im-sorry-r2646/</link><description>Dear Trevor Story,




	I&#x2019;m sorry. There, I said it. I&#x2019;m big enough to admit when I am wrong. Here we are more than halfway through July, and I&#x2019;ve eaten countless words that I&#x2019;ve typed and said about you. I called for you to be traded, benched, even DFA&#x2019;d. I was able to start walking it back las...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2646</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2025 19:12:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>There&#x2019;s Nothing Controversial About the Leaked City Connect Jerseys</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/theres-nothing-controversial-about-the-leaked-city-connect-jerseys-r2412/</link><description>Last week, Sam Kennedy described the new City Connect uniforms as &#x201C;controversial&#x201D; in an interview on "The Fenway Rundown" podcast. If the leaks from late on Wednesday night are to be believed, then the new City Connect jerseys are...fine.&#xA0;




	The Green Monster colorway is excellent. That is a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2412</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2025 10:56:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Stomach Bug Besieges the Fort: Red Sox Bedeviled by Bum Tum</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/stomach-bug-besieges-the-fort-red-sox-bedeviled-by-bum-tum-r2349/</link><description>Spring training is a time when players and teams are focused on conditioning. Much like the Oregon Trail, the 162-game season is a slog, and it&#x2019;s imperative to start out in peak condition. As it turns out, there&#x2019;s another similarity between spring training the Oregon Trail: the possibility of co...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2349</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2025 11:53:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Get Ready for the Season in 28 Days</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/how-to-get-ready-for-the-season-in-28-days-r2340/</link><description>On February 28, after missing the the entire beginning of camp due to a persistent gastrointestinal virus, Wilyer Abreu was finally cleared for baseball activities. That gives him four weeks &#x2014; exactly 28 days&#x2014; to get ready for the season opener on March 27 in Arlington, Texas. How does a basebal...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 11:52:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston&#x2019;s Fascination With Tommy John Patients Dates Back to 2020 Poker Game</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bostons-fascination-with-tommy-john-patients-dates-back-to-2020-poker-game-r2250/</link><description>The Boston Red Sox came into this offseason with a clear mission: improve the starting rotation. Though the team finished the 2024 season tied for seventh in rotation ERA (3.81), their FIP (4.10) ranked in the middle of the pack. It was clear to any onlookers that, outside of breakout right-hand...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2250</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2025 13:04:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>With Walltimore Gone, Is the Green Monster Next?</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/with-walltimore-gone-is-the-green-monster-next-r2168/</link><description>Prior to the 2022 season, the Orioles pushed back and raised Camden Yards&#x2019; left field in dramatic fashion. Dubbed Walltimore by the punny media, it made pitchers cheer, and right-handed hitters do the opposite. But the AL East&#x2019;s long national nightmare is over. Baltimore has announced it is brin...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2168</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2024 11:58:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Tyler O&#x2019;Neill&#x2019;s Underoos</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tyler-oneills-underoos-r2080/</link><description>The most memorable play of the 2024 Red Sox season happened just a few weeks ago, on September 12. It wasn&#x2019;t a walk-off homer, a miraculous diving stop, or a game-saving home run robbery. It was a routine double to the gap in right-center off the bat of Tyler O&#x2019;Neill. It didn&#x2019;t result in a run,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2080</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:03:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Friendly Reminder From HR</title><link>https://talksox.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-friendly-reminder-from-hr-r2058/</link><description>From: Red Sox HR




	Date: Mon, Sep 23, 2024 at 9:01 AM




	Subject: Bathroom meetings (again)




	To: Refsnyder, Rob




	&#xA0;




	Hey Rob!!




	Jerry here. What a day! The HR team had a little get-together on Sunday, and everybody loved watching you grind the Twins down into a paste and bull...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2058</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2024 10:54:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
