It is the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded, and there are two outs. You are the visiting team, it is Game Seven of the World Series. You are winning, 5-4. The other team's dead pull-hitting number six batter laces a line drive into right field. It is sinking fast and tailing towards foul ground but there is a good chance it will land fair, winning the game, if your right fielder does not catch it. Now, who do you want in right field attempting to make that play?
A: Bobby Abreu
B: A cocker-spaniel/Irish terrier mix with a baseball glove tied to the top of it's head
C: A pile of rocks cleverly arranged to look like Ted Williams
D: Jeffrey Maier, blindfolded and hopped up on Vicodin and Pop-Rocks