HOSN, why did you have to out me like that? This is a bigger betrayal than Benedict Arnold of the Americans in the Revolutionary War. I know all about that, because I am a teacher, and I served in both the British and American armies in 1781. The guys would call me ugly, and being the big pussy that I am, I cried. They made me a tunnel rat to look for Charlie. They said the dirt would be a huge improvement. Anyway, HOSN, if you continue to mess with me, your ass will be grass, and me the lawn mower.