Right, because what could I know about sex?
Do I look like I wanna get beaten? I understand that my shit-eating grin looks eminently punchable, but that doesn't mean I find getting it punched erotic.
We miss you Mike.
I think you're externalizing some personal experiences here buddy. I haven't punched someone or taken a punch outside of boxing class for almost two decades. You, on the other hand, have gotten punched for both sexual and non-sexual purposes a lot over the years and you know it.
We miss you Mike.
I wish I could deny this, but it's true. I hardly ever started fights, but I used to end up in them a lot more than most people. I think it was my propensity for wit and sarcasm. Where most people would just say "fuck you" or ignore some asshole, I would respond with a well-structured and hilarious scathing insult that was guaranteed to get me attacked- either because they got it and it pissed them off, or because they were too stupid to get it and that pissed them off.
I apologize for NOTHING
I know it was taken off when the site changed, but the Ortiz smiley needs to come back. The one where people would bow to Ortiz, like they should.
Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'
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