I resign From office of GM of Gaints. I feal it had to come this because I am a Gay American and ashamed of it. There for because IM gay there is no way I am qualified to run this baseball team. I will stick to things that IM good at like fashion designing. Also wearing tight Yellow and Purple shirts may become an option. Life is a strange place so is baseball and if feal at this tuff time in this great nation there is no room what so ever for gay's in baseball. Dont wory though i will be leaveing the team in great hands. I will turn all the operations over to some 1 who is more the qualified for this job. Thank you for your time and i love you all. I will leave you with Quote from one of the most talented musician in history.
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
-Elton John
From Joe Roafan