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Originally Posted by
Jacoby_Ellsbury
SCENARIO: You're at a fast food restaurant with a drive-thru. You plan on ordering more than 3 meals (and I'm being generous there). The restaurant itself is open, you could just park your car in one of those things commonly referred to as parking spaces, walk inside, and make your party order in the store like the rest of us civilized people do when we find ourselves in such a situation. But instead, you decide to go #YOLO!!11 and use the drive-thru anyway. And now your massive order has clogged up the entire drive-thru lane. Those of us who are using the drive-thru for its intended purpose (to get our food and go) have been screwed over, because you didn't want to leave the comfort of your car seat. It's all about you you you!
If the above is an accurate description of your behavior at any of your recent visits to such an establishment, then you are a jerkoff. You are an inconsiderate asswipe who needs to be taken down a peg and taught some fucking manners. You are everything that's wrong with society. There is no limit to the amount of horrible things that could happen to you that would put a smile on my face. Bonus points if it's late at night and you're drunk, because drunk drivers should be publicly skinned alive as it is. Whoever is blowing up airplanes in Malaysia, if they really want to send a message and/or make a positive difference in the world, they should forget about airplanes, and instead station themselves at drive-thru restaurants and keep on the lookout for shitbags who do what I described above. Then, when the shitbag is at a safe enough distance from everything else on the road (to prevent collateral damage and stuff), they should be blown up with one of those missiles, and they and their drunken faggot friends can literally disintegrate into the earth and make it a better place for the rest of us.
Thank you for your time.