Ah yes, Airplane! A movie that is funny as fuck but would never get made today.
Sorry if I've repeated someone....
"Is it safe?"
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
"There's no crying in baseball."
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is a War Room!"
"Take your stinking paws of me, you damned dirty ape!"
"That! Using Ludwig Van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!"
From Goodfellas
Ma: Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl.
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night, ma.
Ma: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down.
Tommy: I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning I’m free.
LOL!
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
Henry Drummond:
Hornbeck, I'm getting tired of you. You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something.