Official Talksox Fantasy Baseball 2013

[Thunder]

Safe to say I've solved my closer problem. It's only Wednesday, and I'm already tied for the most saves I've had in any week with 3.

[Thunder]

6 saves and 9 stolen bases in 1 week. I'm setting personal records here, but I'm locked in a close one, and I may lose.

[Thunder]

I'm ready for round two with ya, a700. You're going to catch a lucky break, because Altuve is out until at least Tuesday, and my pitching staff has had a pretty bad week.

[a700hitter]

I'm ready for round two with ya, a700. You're going to catch a lucky break, because Altuve is out until at least Tuesday, and my pitching staff has had a pretty bad week.

Adam, don't expect me to cry for your team over Altuve. Your offense is stacked. I'll give it my best shot with my pitching, because you will probably crush my hitting.

I'd like like to go on a run after slapping down UN for the second time this year.

[Thunder]

Adam, don't expect me to cry for your team over Altuve. Your offense is stacked. I'll give it my best shot with my pitching, because you will probably crush my hitting.

I'd like like to go on a run after slapping down UN for the second time this year.

I know. I love my offense. In the last 2 weeks, I'm averaging 2.56 HR a day. Crazy. With the Cardinals rainout today, I get an extra start this week from Lackey. I'm in contention, so I'm going to do everything I can to bring you back down to Earth a bit.

[Palodios]

Billy Hamilton had 8 fucking steals to win me a rare week. Wow.

[User Name?]

Adam, don't expect me to cry for your team over Altuve. Your offense is stacked. I'll give it my best shot with my pitching, because you will probably crush my hitting.

I'd like like to go on a run after slapping down UN for the second time this year.

Still below me in the standings. Get on my level.

[a700hitter]

Still below me in the standings. Get on my level.

You have been beating the soft competition. When you face me, you get schooled every time.

[Thunder]

You have been beating the soft competition. When you face me, you get schooled every time.

Uh, he beat me, and I don't think I'm part of the soft group.

[User Name?]

And I'll probably hammer iortiz too. He got lucky he caught me in an offensive funk.

[Thunder]

And I'll probably hammer iortiz too. He got lucky he caught me in an offensive funk.

You caught me in my worst offensive week of the season.

[a700hitter]

And I'll probably hammer iortiz too. He got lucky he caught me in an offensive funk.

It seems that I always catch you in a funk. It sounds like an excuse, a rationaliztion. Call the whaaaambulence!

[Kimmi]

You have been beating the soft competition. When you face me, you get schooled every time.

So, if UN is still ahead of you in the standings, does that mean that you can't beat the soft competition?

[a700hitter]

So, if UN is still ahead of you in the standings, does that mean that you can't beat the soft competition?

Yep, they are like a bunch of closers pitching the 8th inning in a non-save situation -- no adrenaline rush. LOL!!

He's ahead of me by a tie. That will change soon enough. Head to head, I own him.

[Thunder]

Thank you interleague! Harper can play DH even though he's banged up.