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Boston Herald interview with Daniel Bard after last night's game:
BH: "Daniel, is it true that you've grown out that stub so you don't look like a 13-year old with a hormonal problem?"
DB: "I don't get paid to make these fucking decisions"
BH: "So you're channeling your inner Josh Beckett now, Daniel?
DB: "Don't even joke about that shit, i can't channel Josh until i drink at least two thousand more beers"
BH: "What's your mindset for tomorrow's game Daniel?"
DB: "I'll be eating fried----, i'll be watching tape of Blue Jays hitters while listening to All I Do Is Win to DJ Khaled. I'll also walk Jose Bautista every time up. That fucker's roiding".
BH: "That's Daniel Bard for ya, folks."