8/27 Red Sox Vs A's Vs Irene Part 1

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Yesterday the boys in Red were defeated by the Green Team with a little help from Wake"up it's groundhog day over and over again"field and HEY HEY HEY Fat Albers. Time to send the most unimaginatively named team back to their gang riddled shithole of Oakland, and provide the great folks of New England with a little comfort before Hurricane Irene comes in and bends us all over like a cheap bay area prostitute.

Let's do this. Game 1, Noon time baby. Show no mercy. Spare no life. Spank dat ass.

Jon Lester The Lineup Molester vs. Guillermo "my last name sounds like a spanish slang term for an STD" Moscoso

[VA Sox Fan]

GAME ONE
RED SOX (80-51)
Ellsbury CF,
Scutaro SS
Gonzalez 1B
Pedroia 2B
Ortiz DH,
Crawford LF
Reddick RF
Varitek C
Pitching: LHP Jon Lester (13-6, 3.16)

[VA Sox Fan]

ATHLETICS (60-71)
Weeks 2B
Pennington SS
Crisp CF
Willingham DH
Allen 1B
Jackson LF
Suzuki C
Sweeney RF
Sizemore 3B,
Pitching: RHP Guillermo Moscoso (6-7, 3.28)

[TheMeanWalrus]

Never date a blonde
Mine Fed Ex'd me those primo seats for the 5:00 game today and forgot to check off Saturday delivery so my seats will be here on Monday.

Pray for rain
To God
To Allah
To Buddha
To Batman

Un-fuckin'-real
This is why battered womens shelters are full

[Wells]

oh for christ's sake... how simple a thing is that to forget...

[Wells]

You can always hit StubHub and grab the $2.95 bleacher seats haha

[TheMeanWalrus]

God help me
Now she is upset & crying while she moves all the furniture outta her beach house in Connecticut cuz the hurricane is gonna hit her at high tide and they're calling for massive flooding where she is. She swears she told the Fed Ex guy Saturday. I believe her. Or at least I believe she believes it. I dunno. It's not a stretch to think Fed Ex fucked up but its equally plausible that her blondeness came shining thru like a fucking super-nova

Looks like a quiet afternoon with my two Hounds, who are resting after almost battling two wild turkeys in my back yard this morning.

[TheMeanWalrus]

oh for christ's sake... how simple a thing is that to forget...

the horror . . .
the horror. . .

[Wells]

It's the worst when you're pissed off but aren't really 100% sure on who or what to be pissed off about.. Goats are important

[TheMeanWalrus]

You're right
It's all about the blame

Back when I was really mean this really woulda went up my ass sideways.
But with a kinder, gentler TMW, I see the bright side.
No hassle going in there
No worries about weather
16 beers in the fridge
and the new Five Guys a 1 min drive away

Plus I can stalk Heidi the Homewrecker on Twitter.
I'm jealous she tweeted to you Wells.
I know she wants me.

Although I've had enough trouble with blondes this morning.
Maybe I'll just sit here, drink beers, eat burgers and post in an "in game" thread for the first time in over 5 years

Or option B, a bag of heroin

[Wells]

She tweeted me twice in 20 minutes.. *takes a bow*

Yes.. I am the man haha

Don't do the H, sir.. in game thread is a much better option!

[TheMeanWalrus]

i'm kidding about the heroin
those days are 2 years in the past as of aug 1st

i'm already jonesin' for the Five Guys
I'm not even kidding when I tell you I can literally smell it from my front porch, thats how close it is.
This is gonna do wonders for my svelt, toned, ripped waistline

I'm gonna try to only go once today

[TheMeanWalrus]

She tweeted me twice in 20 minutes.. *takes a bow*

Yes.. I am the man haha

I concede "the man" to you
Where's that damn jealous smiley?

:damon:

[TheMeanWalrus]

i just went from Rookie to Major Leaguer, so maybe she'll like me better.
Look at VA
LEGEND
Hehehe

[TheMeanWalrus]

i just went from Rookie to Major Leaguer, so maybe she'll like me better.
Look at VA
LEGEND
Hehehe