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  1. 03-16-2011, 08:21 AM #1
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    Visiting your Grandmother

    They're both long dead but I remember

    Pics of Jesus, JFK and some saints on the walls
    The fire always being on
    Apple pies
    Turkey soup
    Brass ornaments on the mantlepiece
    Toast on the fire
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  2. 03-16-2011, 09:50 AM #2
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Dude where ya been? We missed you..well at least I did.
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  3. 03-16-2011, 10:10 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSoxfanforlife305;618504;
    Dude where ya been? We missed you..well at least I did.
    hahaha thats nice of you to say RSFFL. I was in jail for eating my next door neighbours dog. It's not as bad as it sounds they're from Korea so it's just like eating a McDonalds on you.














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    Lol, JohnShaft is back.
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Lmao, nice to have you back. I rarely visit my grandparents since they live in North Carolina.
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  6. 03-16-2011, 10:20 AM #6
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Board games.

    Oh, baking cookies. That's pretty much it, cookies and board games. Isn't that what everyone does with their grandma? Bake cookies and play games?

    I think once you hit a700's age, you automatically start playing board games and baking cookies all day, and inviting your grandkids over.
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  7. 03-16-2011, 10:23 AM #7
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;618510;
    Board games.
    yeah I had that too and games of cards which I always seemed to get beat at. She would also send me on a "message" to the shops to pick up some groceries or a small bottle of whisky at the off-licence.
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;618510;
    Board games.

    Oh, baking cookies. That's pretty much it, cookies and board games. Isn't that what everyone does with their grandma? Bake cookies and play games?

    I think once you hit a700's age, you automatically start playing board games and baking cookies all day, and inviting your grandkids over.
    Hey, hey, hey! I am not at the cookie eating stage yet, and I have no grand kids. I am at the dirty old man stage. That precedes toothless cookie gumming by several years.
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Notice how he didn't mention the board games.:lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by a700hitter;618513;
    Hey, hey, hey! I am not at the cookie eating stage yet, and I have no grand kids. I am at the dirty old man stage. That precedes toothless cookie gumming by several years.
    Every guy is always at the dirty old man stage once they hit the age of 30, and become old. From 1-29 they're dirty little bastards.

    Notice how he didn't mention the board games.
    Well I think he's just in denial about the whole thing.
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;618518;
    Every guy is always at the dirty old man stage once they hit the age of 30, and become old. From 1-29 they're dirty little bastards.
    Hmmm, looks like somebody is getting grumpy and cynical in their old age...
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    Yeah but you are suffering from Oldzteimers Disease, so I wouldn't trust your judgment.
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    That may be true but...

    who are you, and why are my keys in the freezer?
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  14. 03-16-2011, 12:54 PM #14
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    Re: Visiting your Grandmother

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;618538;
    Yeah but you are suffering from Oldzteimers Disease, so I wouldn't trust your judgment.
    Was that meant to be a pun? Or did you really think it was called Oldzteimers?
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