What Really Grinds My Gears

[Emmz]

Haha, I'm probably the reason why CT isn't ranked last.

Did you recently move to Mississippi by chance? Lol jkjkjk sorry

And yeah, Kedollarsignha.

I get headaches listening to that crap.

[italstallianion]

I like her music, but not because she's talented or anything, just because she seems slutty/kinky/rough, much like I picture Lady Gaga to be.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Kinky and rough is almost always good.

[italstallianion]

She's what I hope Erin Andrews is like on the inside. "Baby when it's love, if it ain't rough, it isn't fun."

[Youk Of The Nation]

Careful though. Sometimes getting too rough can result in amateurish surgery to remove shards of metal from underneath your skin. And 'amateur' and 'surgery' never go well together.

[italstallianion]

I'm more worried about touching her and having her already be sticky.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Sticky can be good too. Duct tape comes to mind.

[italstallianion]

I think more along the lines of chocolate syrup--also good.

Paris Hilton sticky on the other hand, is more along the lines of (insert male name here) splooge.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Chocolate syrup is horrible. It gets way too messy and disgusting. Blood > sticky syrup.


And yes, Paris Hilton would probably be bad-sticky

[italstallianion]

I think that peanutbutter/nutella sticky is a wildcard. It's nice, but it's a little too hard to get off. Plus, by the time you satisfy her, you'd probably be in a diabetic coma.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Peanut butter? You'd end up with lockjaw and she'd end up uncomfortable and annoyed.

[Yaz Sideburn]

Careful though. Sometimes getting too rough can result in amateurish surgery to remove shards of metal from underneath your skin. And 'amateur' and 'surgery' never go well together.

have you been watching 1 guy, 1 cup again?

[Youk Of The Nation]

What?

[suns]

People who get mad at me because I'm never mad.

[Youk Of The Nation]

CURSE YOU AND YOUR EVEN-TEMPERNESS! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU