Originally Posted by Kimmi
I play golf with a person like you. I shoot 80 and throw my putter. He shoots 80 and says tomorrow he will shoot par. I have to surround myself with positive people to maintain some sense of sanity. It is a good thing. By the way, i'm to old to be throwing golf clubs.
Well, they say there's a fine line between genius and insanity.Kimmi, I say this with genuine concern. You may need medical help.
Well I might first throw my putter, but then I'll say that I will shoot par tomorrow.
sorry for the politics but I have to vent...
The Kentucky county clerk being sued for not doing her job is suing to keep being paid....and not have to do her job. Is this real life?
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
I'd like to see you throw your putter then embark on a 20 minute profanity-laced tirade.Well I might first throw my putter, but then I'll say that I will shoot par tomorrow.
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
LOL You should watch a Sox game with me sometime.
I'd pay money to see that!
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
It's only difficult for other people.
It works the same way for stupid."
What you should have paid money to see was the time I had to chase a snake out of my garage with a broom.
I'm sure my neighbors were quite entertained.
Folding fitted sheets. These things will not fold into a nice, symmetrical rectangle like sheets and towels should.
I'm sure they were!
I'll have to check YouTube.
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
It's only difficult for other people.
It works the same way for stupid."
Asking a person with OCD to fold fitted sheets would be like administering torture.
The King of TalkSox has Spoken.
There was a video floating out there a while ago of a woman showing how to fold fitted sheets and she made it look SOOOO easy. It is not. But my gay brother folds them like a champ! Ha ha!
When I had my own place, I used two regular sheets instead of one regular and one fitted for exactly this reason. I just got a queen-size sheet for my twin bed, and tucked it under the mattress.
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
It bugs the heck out of me.
You know what else bugs me? The thread title "post teh funnehz". Does the word "teh" not bother anyone else?
I really need to do that.
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