Yeah, just let some random person set you up on a blind date...
Seriously though.. What are the odds of that happening?
Ridiculous.
This is pretty much my life story, I once motor-boated a girls vagina while she did a handstand in the pool, I dont know why, and I dont really remember doing it (I was told over and over by buddies about how big of an idiot I was) but we were all drunk and her vagina was in front of my face and I went for it, I saw her the next day and she looked like shrek (she looked like jessica alba with my beer goggles), and I thought about hanging myself when she came over to talk to meOriginally Posted by italstallianion;513371;
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I feel bad for you. at least you only motor-boated her vagina instead of getting some. Could have been even worse as in a little Shrek Baby.Originally Posted by The_Destroyah;515746;
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
I have good friends, they hauled me away and took me to the house and put me to bed, plus I got sick a little later, I think I got Vag Poisoning, she was pretty nasty.Originally Posted by bsox0407;515747;
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Originally Posted by The_Destroyah;515746;
If it makes you feel better, I was clubbing with a friend of mine and we both brought back girls (at different times) and we each hooked up with the aforementioned ladies in my flat. And when we woke up we found out that the girls were mother and daughter.
Since I know that everyone is going to ask, I hooked up with the daughter, and my roomate got the mother, but in all fairness they were both good looking.
So these are Worst Dates?
Hahahahahahaha!
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