5.A hippie if i ever saw one, the expression on the girl's face clearly says "Really, i had to find a way to go out with the Whitest.Hippie.Ever."
Yes you did, way to go girl.
4.Tom Brady lookalike needs a tanning bed, and he needs it now.
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3.My whiteness scale just about broke when i saw this picture, Jesus Christ dude, go out once in a while!
2.Beatiful eyes, check.
Beautiful smile, check.
Provocative lip piercing, check.
Color, FAIL.
Woman, i've seen water with more color than you!
1.Ah, the creme of the crop.
Mr. White, The Colorless Crusader, Whiteness Incarnate, The Human Bleach, our good friend, Spudboy!
Words cannot express the level of whiteness this man sports.
Jesus Christ, dude.
NOTE TO MODS:
This is all done in good fun, and in no way looking to incite fights or get myself banned.