The sentence last word acronym thread

[yeszir]

I saw this on another board and could not stop laughing at some of the responses. Basically, the game entails taking the first letters of the last word in the previous poster's sentence and making an acronym using them.

So if I were to start with:
JD Drew will eat your family

Someone else would reply:
Far away my idol licks yeszir
(hopefully your idol is a very attractive womain)

Or something like that. Anyways, I'll kick it off (it doesn't have to be Red Sox related):

Papelbon is so fukin intense

[ORS]

I never thought Evan neglected Sarah's elephant.

[yeszir]

Ewoks, leering excitably, pant hard and nuzzle themselves

[CalvnHobs6]

To hear erection, more so evil lurking, vaginas eyeing semen.

(I did all I could.)

[yeszir]

Susan, eating McDonalds, enlarges neverendingly.

(There's room to be creative with that one)

[Coco's Disciples]

Sexual engagements mean erect nipples.

EDIT: Yeszir beat me.

[yeszir]

Rule clarification: in the event of a tie, the next poster picks whichever post he finds the most amusing and works off of that one. Yours wasn't bad man, haha.

[ORS]

Never invite penis pump lesbians eating shellfish.

EDIT: What constitutes a tie? Same time? or can there be a couple of minutes in between with the post delay?

Just to be safe....

neverendingly

Nina's extreme vagina, erotic rash engaged, never douched intensely necrotic, gangrenous love yips.

[RedSoxRooter]

Spiky haired Europeans look like funny immigrant shit hurlers.

[Youk Of The Nation]

EDIT


Goddamnit.

[Soxfan#1]

Sex starved hookers shop Eros for men.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Sex starved hookers shop Eros for men.

Did you even read the rules?

[yeszir]

Sex starved hookers shop Eros for men.

I don't understand where this came from

Spiky haired Europeans look like funny immigrant shit hurlers.

Hunting unicorns relaxes lackadaisical, emphatically racist skinheads

[ORS]

Serial kaleidiscopers inhibit new homoeroticism, even around dedicated scatologists.

[RedSoxRooter]

Hunting unicorns relaxes lackadaisical, emphatically racist skinheads

is this a jab? lol.