Cena

[jimmycarter05]

Haha, what about John Cena?

[GabeKaplerluver19]

Haha, what about John Cena?

my friend is obsessed with him. it's wicked funny.:lol:

[Soxfan#1]

Haha, what about John Cena?
Cena is the bomb. Official chain gang member=me. REPRESENT BITCH!!! w00t

[GabeKaplerluver19]

is he really that good. i don't watch wrestling. can someone tell me a little about the guy so i can talk to my friend about him and kinda know what the hell she's talking about.

[jimmycarter05]

is he really that good. i don't watch wrestling. can someone tell me a little about the guy so i can talk to my friend about him and kinda know what the hell she's talking about.


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/

He's got a elemination chamber match on sunday to defend the WWE title, got some really good songs out, Right Now is one of them and you can watch it by going to videos, and one of the coolest finishing moves called the FU. Oh yeah, he's a huge Red Sox fan.


How we doing on that avatar? Hahaha, jk take your time.

[GabeKaplerluver19]

thanks a lot! my friend will be so happy!

[jimmycarter05]

thanks a lot! my friend will be so happy!


My pleasure, just doing my part representing the Chain Gang. (His homies)

[GabeKaplerluver19]

oh, i beat my friend doesn't even know about the chain gang,lol.

[26 to 6]

is he really that good. i don't watch wrestling. can someone tell me a little about the guy so i can talk to my friend about him and kinda know what the hell she's talking about.
John Cena is a modern Marky Mark. That is all you need to know.

He's also a pretty bad musician.

[YanksHater213]

John Cena is a wigger who cant rap for his life.

[GabeKaplerluver19]

okay, thanks!

[jimmycarter05]

John Cena is a modern Marky Mark. That is all you need to know.

He's also a pretty bad musician.



WTF! He'd kick your ass anytime, all you sound like is some disgruntled Kurt Angle fan who's mad because Cena kicks his ass everytime they meet.

[GabeKaplerluver19]

let's not get mad here people.

[YanksHater213]

WTF! He'd kick your ass anytime, all you sound like is some disgruntled Kurt Angle fan who's mad because Cena kicks his ass everytime they meet.
Shut up. Please.

[26 to 6]

WTF! He'd kick your ass anytime, all you sound like is some disgruntled Kurt Angle fan who's mad because Cena kicks his ass everytime they meet.
Kurt Angle is a fucking homosexual. Half of those guys are. IMO any man who shaves all of his body hair, wears baby oil all over his body, and wears tights has a problem. Now even though Cena doesnt wear tights, he is guilty of the other two. Sorry, both John Cena and Kurt Angle are homosexuals.

And how can you deny that he is a modern day Marky Mark, he is exactly like Marky Mark. Hes a horrible rapper and from New England, among other simularities. But those two jump out at me the most

[GabeKaplerluver19]

People, lets not kill each other here.

[jimmycarter05]

Shut up. Please.



Asswipes first, so I'm waiting on you

[YanksHater213]

Haha, your a fucking idiot kid. Its obvious no one gives a shit about a gay, fake, sport. Just spare us and stop talking about it.

[jimmycarter05]

Haha, your a fucking idiot kid. Its obvious no one gives a shit about a gay, fake, sport. Just spare us and stop talking about it.


Apparently you do, otherwise you wouldn't be talking with me about it so much.

[YanksHater213]

Haha, if I cared about wrestling I would watch it every night its on. But I dont, because I have much better things to do with my time other than watch a staged fight. Dont pick a fight with me, youll never win.

[schillingouttheks]

No one wins internet fights, actually.

Wrestling is stupid. It's fake. FAKE. Oh yeah, and they're all on steroids. And Cena's music sucks.

[schillingouttheks]

Asswipes first, so I'm waiting on you
It's ladies first. Goddamn.

[26 to 6]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1151/cenawahlberg6as.jpg
Now i REALLY DO want to get off the John Cena subject, but as I mentioned a page back, John Cena is really a modern day version of Marky Mark. I needed to post the picture to point out the physical rsemblance. Now as I can tell, the only difference between John Cena and Mark Wahlberg is that Mark Wahlberg is a little smaller, but other than that they are exactly alike. Two white rappers (as well as actor and wrestler) from New England who cant rap.

I dont know what you guys are plannin up there but please, in 10-15 years PLEASE dont deliver to the world the 3rd installment. They would all decide to start a rap group and would literally destroy music for all mankind triggering the apocolypse. So please, in the name of mankind, stop whatever you guys are doing up there :lol: :lol:

[schillingouttheks]

Hahahahaha, yah...they are pretty bad. If the apocolypse was because of New England, I dunno what I'd do. Well...I guess I'd end up dying...

[element1151]

Even an avatar request thread turns into a fight these days? Anyway, pruned out the posts, and moved them.

Just for the record, I don't do requests of WWE guys. (No influence from this thread, I just personally don't watch it/like it.)

[yeszir]

Even an avatar request thread turns into a fight these days? Anyway, pruned out the posts, and moved them.

Just for the record, I don't do requests of WWE guys. (No influence from this thread, I just personally don't watch it/like it.)
Thanks Element, you rule.

I read this thread and threw up. :dance:

[AlexanderTheGreat13]

I agree with 26. Cena is pretty stupid. His character is almost like a knock off version of The Rock.

[Cityofchampions33]

Idk why anyone would idolize any wrestler, who basically just gtes famous via commish or WWE. He doesn't earn it, he doesn't sacrifice for it, he just shoots himself up with steroids and says some catchy/corny statements (If I hear "Do You Smell What the Rock is Cookin?" one more time I swear...) so really he's marky mark on steroids.

[Soxfan#1]

I don't idolize him. I like to watch the wwe and this guy is my favorite wrestler. If you guys don't like it, I really don't think anyone gives a rats ass.

[Beckett95]

WTF! He'd kick your ass anytime, all you sound like is some disgruntled Kurt Angle fan who's mad because Cena kicks his ass everytime they meet.

any of those guys could kick almost anyways ass because of all the streoids and stuff they take. I dont know how you can think that that stuff is real. UFC is much better since its not fake.

[JimBrown32]

Cena is the bomb. Official chain gang member=me. REPRESENT BITCH!!! w00t

You are sad.

[Sizzlin22]

Shut up. Please.:lol: Oh god this cracked me up when I saw it. I can't help but notice 90% of the threads GabeKaplerluver posts in get moved to Fights and Crap.

[GabeKaplerluver19]

i love john cena, lol. i'm bored so i put this.

[jimmycarter05]

You are sad.


And you are banned.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

And you are banned.


And you are late.


lmao :lol:

[jimmycarter05]

And you are late.


lmao :lol:


lol, but better late than never.

[TheMeanWalrus]

John Cena - one of the least deserving guys to ever wear the WWF Title.

[schillingouttheks]

You do know it's all scripted right?

[YanksHater213]

wrestling is fucking stupid.

[TheMeanWalrus]

Yeah dude, thanks

[Wells]

you mean it isn't REAL?!?!?

oh my GOSH :(

[schillingouttheks]

Chill.

[Fishsticks]

IMHO, John Cena BLOWS..... when he comes to Jersey or MSG all he does is generate negative heat. To his defense, he was put in a position by Vince that he shouldn't of been. His shoulders are not big enough to carry the company. But that was at a time when all the big stars were gone or getting long in the tooth, and Vinny was trying anything, seeing what would stick.

Unfortunately the tv product has been rather unwatchable in the recent past. That's one reason why we get stuck with Cena, and Rob Conway, and Masterpuke, and the air headed big boobed bimbos.

[Wells]

and the air headed big boobed bimbos.
the problem with the above mentioned is what?

[schillingouttheks]

I must admit, the scripting for wrestling has gone down the shitter. It used to be good when people actually made it look semi-real.

[yeszir]

I must admit, the scripting for wrestling has gone down the shitter. It used to be good when people actually made it look semi-real.
Maybe you're just noticing it more now that you aren't 7. :)

[YanksHater213]

Chea. Wrestling used to own face. But now its so gay.

[Wells]

well it's kinda hard to follow the Stone Cold/Vince/Attitude Era...

[TheMeanWalrus]

I must admit, the scripting for wrestling has gone down the shitter. It used to be good when people actually made it look semi-real.


Thats a fact
I've been watchign for a looooooooong time (probably explains the no girlfriend thing I'm being accused of in the Tera Patrick thread) and it hasn;t been this bad product wise in a while.

Fish, we lost 100 pages of wrestling talk when those God foresaken sewer rats from the National Politics forum killed the other forum.

[schillingouttheks]

Maybe you're just noticing it more now that you aren't 7. :)
I know where you live :o

[Wells]

I watch RAW the other night and it wasn't TOO terrible.. I dunno if Iam just getting used to it sucking or what but it was ok

[Fishsticks]

Mean, sewer rats is too good of a description for those dirtbags.

Wells, not putting down at all the hooters on wrestling, but rather McMahon's attempt to substitute them more and more for good scripting and good angles.

[Fishsticks]

Schilling, how far back do you go with wrestling? I'm from the mid-70's Bruno era.

[Wells]

oh you mean the Mama Banjamin angle??

what in the FUCK is that all about??

is Dusty really doing the booking now??

I'm from the mid 80s to now Era.. started in WM2

[Fishsticks]

oh you mean the Mama Banjamin angle??

what in the FUCK is that all about??

is Dusty really doing the booking now??

I'm from the mid 80s to now Era.. started in WM2

Wells, I think Dusty came up with that nonsense. Kind of like a combination of his Sapphire valet and the mama McNabb soup commercials.

I don't think the American Dream is head booker, but he's one of them. Steph is the main one (head of the creative writing dept).

[Soxfan#1]

i am a present day fan. I like it and some storylines are good. If some wrestlers aged younger and some lost their ego's it would be much better.

[schillingouttheks]

I met Chris Newinski in the summer of '04. My present football coach coached Newinski at Harvard, and he basically said it's all improv. Which is pretty cool I think that they can make it look like that. Basically they have it all scripted and shit and they tell the 2 wrestlers who's going to win the match, and then they have to go act it out however they want to in the ring.

[Wells]

I actually liked Nowitski and he made a recent appearance when everyone was wondering who the "New Raw GM" was gonna be...

of course.. the arrogant assholes are always more entertaining to me.. Carlito for instance