Ron Mexico name generator...get yours!

[YankeeDoodle]

Kinda like Gizgoogle, only with names. I found this on an Athletics Nation blog - the Ron Mexico name generator (http://www.gorillamask.net/ronmexico/). It's based off of Michael Vick's alias that he used to go incognito on the road (not anymore!). :D

Type your name in, and post what you get. I'm Kitty Panama - cute! :lol:

Typed in some notable athletes...and yeah, some are prettttty funny:

Peyton Manning: Maximillian Micronesia
Derek Jeter: Buster Iraq
Alex Rodriguez: Ricardo Palestine
...And here's the kicker
David Beckham: Hunk Herzegovina (?!)

Some Red Sox names (I'm not going through the 40-men roster, though! :harhar: )

Curt Schilling: Chad Micronesia
Johnny Damon: Jean-Claude Ontario (can just imagine the French mustache... :lol: )
Manny Ramirez: Ricardo Guernsey
David Ortiz: Stark Alaska (LOL! :blink: )
Jason Varitek: Jean-Claude Jamaica

[yeszir]

El Ni?o Portugal

And Tek's is the best.

[Missin_Cabrera]

im Mercedes Denmark...

but i dont get it....why is it about michael vick?...who btw,...is absolutly gorgeous

[YankeeDoodle]

im Mercedes Denmark...

but i dont get it....why is it about michael vick?...who btw,...is absolutly gorgeous and is amazing at................................................ .................................................. .......blah


LOL! :D I googled this, pulled up several news items, and there's an actual site (http://www.ronmexico.com/) where you can buy merchandise. However, you can't get "Mexico" printed on your NFL jersey at the official shop.

Something that Ron Mexico was a friend of his or something, but Vick used his name as an alias, but then he was implicated for spreading herpes to this woman...I don't know the details, but there's a bunch of stuff.

Legal stuff aside, I found it amusing. The guy who runs the site didn't mean anything by it, and...he's from Finland. Some of these countries I must've existed sometime from Pangaea to now. :dunno:

[element1151]

but i dont get it....why is it about michael vick
It was his alias when he was doing... other stuff... ;)

Mine is Marcus Lithuania.

I want to get one of those Falcons jerseys with Mexico on the back! :lol:

[Missin_Cabrera]

It was his alias when he was doing... other stuff... ;)

Mine is Marcus Lithuania.

I want to get one of those Falcons jerseys with Mexico on the back! :lol:

o0o...what other stuff??...sorry i juss woke up...im a lil slow in the mornings....but yea its funny...but y Ron Mexico?? and who would believe that??....

[Missin_Cabrera]

LOL! :D I googled this, pulled up several news items, and there's an actual site (http://www.ronmexico.com/) where you can buy merchandise. However, you can't get "Mexico" printed on your NFL jersey at the official shop.

Something that Ron Mexico was a friend of his or something, but Vick used his name as an alias, but then he was implicated for spreading herpes to this woman...I don't know the details, but there's a bunch of stuff.

Legal stuff aside, I found it amusing. The guy who runs the site didn't mean anything by it, and...he's from Finland. Some of these countries I must've existed sometime from Pangaea to now. :dunno:

[Missin_Cabrera]

http://waumadscn7.eastbay.com/is/image/EB/70032024?tags=no&WID=500&$Number=7&$LNumber=7&$RNumber=7&$Name=MEXICO&$ENLARGE$

that site got me intrested......

im gonna order 1 from sumwhere else...they dont have my size...but o well

[YankeeDoodle]

^ Are you a gynecologist (the guy version)? How would you know that it's "normal"?? :blink:

Nvm, I soo do NOT want to know...

The lettering looks weird on jersey. Maybe you can put in "Ron" into the jersey maker? I think ppl would get the joke.

[Missin_Cabrera]

^ Are you a gynecologist (the guy version)? How would you know that it's "normal"?? :blink:

Nvm, I soo do NOT want to know...

The lettering looks weird on jersey. Maybe you can put in "Ron" into the jersey maker? I think ppl would get the joke.


the lettering looks funny because its juss a preview...but ill try ron....

http://waumadscn7.eastbay.com/is/image/EB/70032024?tags=no&WID=500&$Number=7&$LNumber=7&$RNumber=7&$Name=RON&$ENLARGE$

[element1151]

I have one question for you, Missin_Cabrera after the posts you made. How old are you?

[Missin_Cabrera]

im old enuff to be doin wat i said with who i said.........why??

[bigpapi349]

rich garces= Fausto Polynesia

[element1151]

im old enuff to be doin wat i said with who i said.........why??
Because I don't belive you.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Fausto Luxembourg

[Soxfan#1]

Johnnie Croatia.

[Sizzlin22]

Miguel Bhutan ... sexy

[YankeeDoodle]

^ One of my friends got "Pamela Newfoundland"... :lol:

From THEsmokinggun.com (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html?link=rssfeed) (don't forget the 'the'; almost entered a place I don't even want to know).

Oh - on the front page - they have the mug of Rogers. If there's a mug shot, they'll get it... :rolleyes:

[trotmanNixon]

Mine came out as Duff Paraguay. Duff? I couldn't get a better name then Duff? It just sounds wimpy to me. Anyway the whole thing is really funny.

I found this article on IGN a while back about the new Blitz: League game coming out and there is a player on a team who is exactly like Vick, but has the name Ron Mexico, it cracked me up.

Here is the link if anyone wanted to read it:

http://sports.ign.com/articles/628/628661p1.html

[YankeeDoodle]

^ LOL, sounds like some bear-drinking duck, than a wimp, to me. ;)

Wasn't there a player in the XFL or something with "HE HATE ME" on the back of his jersey. Priceless, pricless.

Oh hey, wonder if anyone's registered as Ron Mexico on Madden or something?

EDIT: Oh pssh, how did I miss that link! Gotta go eat something before I say something silly again!

[trotmanNixon]

^ LOL, sounds like some bear-drinking duck, than a wimp, to me. ;)

Wasn't there a player in the XFL or something with "HE HATE ME" on the back of his jersey. Priceless, pricless.

Oh hey, wonder if anyone's registered as Ron Mexico on Madden or something?

EDIT: Oh pssh, how did I miss that link! Gotta go eat something before I say something silly again!

Yeah in the XFL there was a player named He Hate Me (He played for Las Vegas I want to say). He actually now plays in the NFL now for the Carolina Panthers and is real name is actually Rod Smart. Now I see why he had it changed.

[BoSox21]

Karl Colombia

fuck yea

[stocker323]

Mine is by far the best one out of all of these.

Peter Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.

[YankeeDoodle]

Yeah in the XFL there was a player named He Hate Me (He played for Las Vegas I want to say). He actually now plays in the NFL now for the Carolina Panthers and is real name is actually Rod Smart. Now I see why he had it changed.

Took me awhile to get that, but finally! :D

What, is that so much of an oxymoron?

[BeanTown33]

Monica Sweden.

[JeterWifey213]

Belladonna Cambodia

[Bam-Tino]

*lugs in my name from the other hell hole* Savannah Fiji... Kinda has that porn star ring to it, or maybe a stripper?

[Youk Of The Nation]

I am Bruno Samoa.

[RedSoxRooter]

Jean-Claude South Africa :dunno:


I can't use that for anything.

[yankthis]

I liked that thing that changed Curt Schilling's name to "Ciznurt". Can't remember which one it was though.

[YankeeDoodle]

I liked that thing that changed Curt Schilling's name to "Ciznurt". Can't remember which one it was though.
I think that's Gizoogle (http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?hl=en&ul=&criterion=curt+schilling) - they have Cizznurt, Cizzay, even a "C-to-tha-izzurt Schill'n [Has Strong Relief Out'n]". :lol:

[yankeessuck013]

Ricardo Pakistan.

[schillingouttheks]

Jesse Taiwan